I am shocked by things that come out of peoples mouths.....

Posting for Saturday, December 8th, 2012

So, picture this little scenario if you will, you haven't seen a friend of yours in a long time and you run into them Christmas shopping.  You talk for awhile, catching up because it is has been awhile since you have seen this person, and then something comes out of their mouth that just stuns you.  You don't know how to react, you don't know what to say exactly, and you look at this person like they have grown horns and three heads.  Well, this kinda happened to me.

Here we were, two friends, catching up talking about a variety of things, when out of nowhere--this person says "Maybe you can go to a bondage party with me sometime.  I met this guy on the internet and he will buy you an outfit if you want to participate."  I must have been looking at her like she was an alien because then she added "if you aren't comfortable the first couple of times you can just....WATCH." 

Helllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?!  What planet do you think I would do that, 1) participate 2) let someone buy me an outfit for such outlandish things and 3) WATCH.  Are you freakin kidding me?!  I was like "I am not into that kind of thing."  To which she replied, "but you read the Fifty Shades of Grey series."  True, but that doesn't mean I want to live out every book I read for God's sake!! 

WOW just WOW!!!